Friday, October 2, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
(2:185] "Ramadan is the month during which the Quran was revealed, providing guidance for the people, clear teachings, and the statute book.
Those of you who witness this month shall fast therein. Those who are ill or traveling may substitute the same number of other days. GOD wishes for you convenience, not hardship, that you may fulfill your obligations, and to glorify GOD for guiding you, and to express your appreciation."
Friday, August 7, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
Monday, June 8, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Monday, April 20, 2009
Stress Management
From Crackle: Ms. Rabble: Stress Management
Ms. Rabble is a cranky-but-funny female. In this episode, she needs stress reduction after taking her co-workers hostage in the men’s room.
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
The tale of bernie madoff sung to the tune of "Oh Chanukah"
Ponzi schemer, ponzi schemer
How could you do this?
Now we reject you—
You're no longer Jewish!
Give back your Menorah
And your yarmulke!
Put down that matzoh ball
And hand me that latke!
It took some real chutzpah
To target such high-powered Jews
Its a white collar crime,
You might not do much time
All I hope is that God ponzies you!
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Closed Zone - Israel Gaza Palestine
Gisha - Legal Center for Freedom of Movement calls on the State of Israel to fully open Gaza's crossings and to allow the real victims of the closure - 1.5 million human beings - the freedom of movement necessary to realize their dreams and aspirations. For more information visit: http://www.closedzone.com
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Modern Russian Animation
Preview for a children animation about Prince Vladimir( Legendary Hero,warrior and ruler in Russia). Like a Disney children animation movie in the United state except this has violence,death and symbolism.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Hilarious! Barack Obama Wins the KKK - funny!
Obama vs the KKK? Watch Barack Obama smooth talk his way into the heart of any black fearing KKK member
Friday, February 27, 2009
THE MIRACLE OF HUMAN CREATION NEW VIDEO 2008
The human body is the most complicated machine in the world. We see with it, hear with it, breathe with it, walk and run with it, and sense pleasure with it. Its bones, muscles, arteries, veins and internal organs are organized with marvellous design, and when we examine this design in detail we find even more amazing facts. Every part of the body, though each may seem to be so different from another, is made up of the same material: cells.
Cells, each of which is one thousandth of a millimetre, are the structural units that form our body and everything in it. Some of these cells unite to form bones, others to form nerves, the liver, the inner layer of the stomach, the skin or the cornea of the eyeball. Each has the size and shape that exactly meet the requirement of that part of the body.
How and when did cells, which have such varied functions, come into being?
The answer to this question will take us into a process whose every moment is filled with mystery. All the approximately 100 trillion cells that make up your body today came from the division of one single cell. That single cell which had the same structure as all the cells in your body now, came from the union of your mother's egg cell and your father's sperm cell.
In the Qur'an, God sometimes refers to the wonders of the earth and the sky, and sometimes to the mysteries of the creation of living things as various signs of His existence. One of the most important of these signs is His wondrous creation of human beings.
We created you, so why do you not confirm the truth? Have you thought about the sperm that you ejaculate? Is it you who create it or are We the Creator? (Qur'an, 56: 57-59)
Cells, each of which is one thousandth of a millimetre, are the structural units that form our body and everything in it. Some of these cells unite to form bones, others to form nerves, the liver, the inner layer of the stomach, the skin or the cornea of the eyeball. Each has the size and shape that exactly meet the requirement of that part of the body.
How and when did cells, which have such varied functions, come into being?
The answer to this question will take us into a process whose every moment is filled with mystery. All the approximately 100 trillion cells that make up your body today came from the division of one single cell. That single cell which had the same structure as all the cells in your body now, came from the union of your mother's egg cell and your father's sperm cell.
In the Qur'an, God sometimes refers to the wonders of the earth and the sky, and sometimes to the mysteries of the creation of living things as various signs of His existence. One of the most important of these signs is His wondrous creation of human beings.
We created you, so why do you not confirm the truth? Have you thought about the sperm that you ejaculate? Is it you who create it or are We the Creator? (Qur'an, 56: 57-59)
3D Medical Animation: Birth of Baby (Vaginal Childbirth)
This 3D medical animation of a baby's birth shows a time lapse view of labor and delivery during normal vaginal birth in a simplified form with only the mother's skeletal structures and the baby in the uterus. Also shown in detail is dilatation (dilation or dilating) and effacement (thinning) of the cervix during childbirth contractions.
Music: Prelude from Bach's Cello Suite No. 1
See more 3D medical animations from Nucleus Medical Art at http://www.nucleusinc.com/youtube
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Business of Death
GOOD: Throughout the developed world the business surrounding death has often been an uneasy topic of discussion. Originating in the mid-19th Century, the modern funeral has evolved into an economic and cultural monster, with a vast network of supporting industries and myriad options for your earthly remains.
This original GOOD Magazine animation takes you inside the business of death.
This original GOOD Magazine animation takes you inside the business of death.
How To Reignite Your Sex Life After Having a Baby
Have you had a baby—and lost your sex life? You're not alone. It's the rare couple that can have a baby and not miss a beat sexually. But you can get back that lovin' feeling.
15 Films about Madonna
From "15 Films about Madonna" on A&E. Animated parody of Madonna's home life in the style of 'The Osbournes'
Britney Spears -Gimme more Cartoon Oficial-by kinho
aventura no japao com Britney spears cantando e dançando gimme more
Cartoon kama sutra sex postures
More than 40 kama sutra sexual postures in your mobile (with flash lite) with cartoon style animation.
Download flash lite mobile version in http://mobi.kamasutraining.com
Download flash lite mobile version in http://mobi.kamasutraining.com
Hand of god Diego Maradona- "Mano de Dios" - Animation!
The 1986 World Cup goals against England, represented here using sexy Subbuteo animation. Diego Maradona and the Hand of God, plus the second Golden Goal ensured England's exit from the World Cup.
Paris Hilton In Bed with McCain at the DNC
Denver's own Jib-Jab-esque Convention Cartoons by local syndicated cartoonist Drew Litton.
Sex Tips: A Lovers' Guide To Sexual Positions
Just a few hot pointers from Eclectic Schlock Productions.
Pakistani Animation (Street Children Sexual Abuse)
An animated advert on child sexual abuse, in which a number of working children are abused by their employers... for more information on child sexual abuse type and prevention methods please visit our clients' website www.sahil.org
Johnny Casanova The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Johnny has an eye for the girls but they don't have an eye for him. Cartoon featuring the voice of Simon Pegg. Pilot made for a potential series.
Code name: "padd"- toon sex education
sex education advert about condoms! its not mr. tik animation and story by jamie reid
Life Lessons with Produce: Sex Education
Sex education usually comes from crazy gym class teachers. But not at Preschool Dropouts! Mr. Banana embarks on his first journey to teach kids about sex with the help of Mr. Apple and Ms. Orange.
STI's And Sex Education, All animated
An animated film about STI's and how to prevent them, the video also tells you how to get rid of them if they are contracted.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Mars Science Laboratory Mission Animation
This animation demonstrates how the rover will enter, descend and land on the surface of Mars.
Walt Disney - Anti Nazi Cartoon - Good Quality
This is a anti-nazi cartoon critizising the 3. Reich (Nazi Germany).
Burma: It Can't Wait - Leaders - Day 35
http://www.BURMAITCANTWAIT.org Written, Directed: Isaiah Seret Edited by: Jesse Klein Animation by: Alexander Kori Girard ( www.akgirard.com) Art Direction/Layout: Edmund Fladung III ( www.qualitypeoples.com) Music: "The Penalty" by Beirut Executive Producers: Jack Healey, Jeremy Woodrum, Dan Adler, Prudence Fenton, John Solomon
Special Thanks: EMI Music Publishing
Canadians For Global Warming
Ever wonder what the real reason is for global warming? Watch as former Vice President Al Gore runs again, not for the presidency but for his life as a goon squad from North of the border tries to silence his inconvenient truth!
Monday, February 23, 2009
Time for Some Campaignin'
In our first election satire since 2004's "This Land" and "Good to be in DC", we bid farewell to Bush and give Obama and Mccain a proper JibJab hazing! And, of course, who could forget about Hillary and Bill? This rip-roaring musical romp gives the election process the proper spanking it deserves!
Saddam And George W. Bush Cartoon
In this episode,George is going crazy and Saddam is using kittens to protect his country.
SuperNews! - Gates vs. Jobs
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs square off in the clean white virtual world of the iconic Mac ads.
SUPERNEWS NOMINATED FOR WEBBY AWARDS!!
SuperNews was nominated in two categories for the 2006 Webbys. Please help us out by voting for SuperNews and The Immigration Debate in the viewer's voice awards here:
SUPERNEWS NOMINATED FOR WEBBY AWARDS!!
SuperNews was nominated in two categories for the 2006 Webbys. Please help us out by voting for SuperNews and The Immigration Debate in the viewer's voice awards here:
indian animation-the cell phone
Official selection Animamundi web film festival(Rio-de-Janeiro)
Official selection BIT films festival(Hamburg, Germany)
conceived and animated by Pramod Sahoo
wathc more of my videos at http://www.metacafe.com/channels/indi...
What Hitler Wants - Soviet Propaganda
This World War II-era Soviet propaganda pieces shows the comrades what the fuhrer really wants to do to the Motherland.
See Paris Die! Funny Paris Hilton Cartoon
Visit http://www.aniboom.com for more Animation an Cartoons.
a deranged psycho has his way with Paris
Animation by Brian Ash
Cheney has a question for the Republican candidates
The Vice President has a question for the GOP presidential candidates.
GLOBAL WARMING ... Animated Editorial Cartoon
Global Warming ! Pollution ! A short animated cartoon by Chappatte. More political cartoons on http://www.globecartoon.com
Bob Marley
Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted As His Own Attorney: Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade
Everyone knows that Bob Marley shot the sheriff and the time has come for the police to finally take action.
From the mind of Seth MacFarlane, creator of Family Guy and American Dad comes a comedy too big for your T.V. Welcome to Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy!
Everyone knows that Bob Marley shot the sheriff and the time has come for the police to finally take action.
From the mind of Seth MacFarlane, creator of Family Guy and American Dad comes a comedy too big for your T.V. Welcome to Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy!
Tutti Frutti, Obama, Gaza: Die wichtigsten Termine der nächsten Woche - Team Deutschland - Satire
"Team Deutschland" zeigt die wichtigsten Termine der kommenden Woche: RTL feiert Jubiläum mit "Tutti Frutti", Obama zieht ins Weiße Haus ein und im Gazastreifen normalisiert sich das Leben langsam wieder.
FIDEL CASTRO ... Animated Editorial Cartoon
Fidel Castro is gone, the revolution goes on! A short animated cartoon by Chappatte. More political cartoons on http://www.globecartoon.com
Die Große Koalition ist stabil - Team Deutschland
Im Bundeskanzleramt treten Angela und Frank-Walter vor die Presse und demonstrieren Einigkeit in der Großen Koalition. Doch die Wahrheit kennt nur der Bundesadler im Hintergrund.
"Team Deutschland" ist die aktuelle Wochensatire, der niemand entkommt. Denn wer auffällt, umfällt oder sonst wie reinfällt in Deutschland, wird von den Zeichnern der ersten gezeichneten Satireshow im deutschen Fernsehen gnadenlos aufs Korn genommen. Von Ackermann bis Aliens, von Bahn bis Bundespräsident geht es quer durch Politik, Kultur und Gesellschaft, versehen mit dem amtlichen Wochenkommentar von "Münte aktuell", bekannt aus der Radio-Comedy von NDR 2. "Team Deutschland" ist auch die Late-Night-Tonne zum Entsorgen des Fernsehmülls der Woche.
"Team Deutschland" verwendet eine CC-Lizenz, die auf das Wortmonster "Namensnennung-Keine kommerzielle Nutzung-Keine Bearbeitung" hört, oder auf Englisch "Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivatives", in Kurzform "BY-NC-ND". Sie erlaubt jedermann, die Comics zu vervielfältigen, verbreiten und öffentlich zugänglich machen.
Beatles YELLOW SUBMARINE Animation Opening scene
The Beatles Yellow Submarine, "an unearthly paradise called pepperland". The Blue meanies attack Pepperland.
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