The tale of bernie madoff sung to the tune of "Oh Chanukah"

Ponzi schemer, ponzi schemer
How could you do this?
Now we reject you—
You're no longer Jewish!

Give back your Menorah
And your yarmulke!
Put down that matzoh ball
And hand me that latke!

It took some real chutzpah
To target such high-powered Jews
Its a white collar crime,
You might not do much time
All I hope is that God ponzies you!